Curse

DarklingKiller · Aug 31, 2008, 06:14 AM // 06:14

318. If the school nurse doesn't treat your wounds, you yell at her, "God damn it heal me!"

Joe Fierce · Aug 31, 2008, 06:28 AM // 06:28

319. when you're running for a long time then suddenly can't anymore you say you're waiting for your stance to recharge.

KoKoS · Aug 31, 2008, 08:23 PM // 20:23

320. when u stand in a rly crouded place and start spamming "WTS Tormented Shield"
321. when u read "month" as "monk"

imnotyourmother · Sep 04, 2008, 04:16 PM // 16:16

322. you quit your job sell your house move your trailer to a street that has not going their wireless protected and are found dead with the mouse gripped in your rigger hand with the screen caption in GW Reads...

"mr Wiggers Drops WHITE RABBIT"
Mr Wiggers is disconnected
and your name is Mr. Wiggers

KoKoS · Sep 04, 2008, 10:18 PM // 22:18

323. when u have a GWG account and u don't post in the Off Topic and the Absurd Forum

Divinitys Creature · Sep 05, 2008, 04:25 PM // 16:25

324: when you talk about your GW guild in business deals and it helps you get a contract :P Pwned.

KoKoS · Sep 05, 2008, 06:58 PM // 18:58

325. When u like GW music

Rhamia Darigaz · Sep 05, 2008, 07:36 PM // 19:36

326. you feel physically and/or mentally compelled to play guild wars
327. your desire to play guild wars negatively interferes with other aspects of your life
328. any prolonged period of time without guild wars can have harmful effects on your physical and/or mental health

**cosyfiep** · Sep 05, 2008, 09:20 PM // 21:20

329. when you are on vacation and see the date and go 'oh wow my ele has a birthday today, I wonder what mini she got'.....yep did that.
330 when you return from your vacation and the first thing you do is check out the game updates for guildwars....yep did that too....

A Leprechaun · Sep 05, 2008, 09:38 PM // 21:38

331: When your PC is out-of-action so you can't play GW but you still post on the forums and check the updates. (which I am doing ^^)

~A Leprechaun~

BBG345 · Sep 06, 2008, 05:20 AM // 05:20

332: When you talk to WoW friends and use the term FoW and UW.
333:When you create a chapel dedi to the 5 gods of GW
334: When you finally go up to a girl and over her a pink flower and say "Make fire!"

KoKoS · Sep 06, 2008, 07:43 PM // 19:43

335. When u see a funny IGN and laugh for 3 days everytime u remember it (even when u are not playing GW at that moment)..

Coverticus · Sep 06, 2008, 08:40 PM // 20:40

336. During a visit to to a themepark, on a rollercoaster and getting to the camera, pulling the best Warrior pose you can muster

Tyla · Sep 06, 2008, 08:49 PM // 20:49

337: When you're in a funeral and you visualise the res timer.
338: When in shock, you say something like "By Balthazar's Beard!" instead of "F**k" or whatever curse.
339: When in Geography you ask the teacher where Tyria, Elona and Cantha are.
340: When you see a plant you kick it just to see if it's a rabid plant.

Lord Zion · Sep 10, 2008, 08:56 PM // 20:56

341. When you think that using a sword, hammer, axe, daggers, spear or bow you could dish out more damage then Chuck Norris with his Roundhouse Kick.

KoKoS · Sep 10, 2008, 09:00 PM // 21:00

342. When u hate luxons(if u are kurzick) or kurzicks(if u are luxon) even if they haven't done anything to you; u just hate ppl because of a game... (lots of ppl do this kurzick/luxon thing)

The Red Messenger · Sep 11, 2008, 03:10 AM // 03:10

343. whenever you watch a movie/read a book and think something is clever, the first thing you do is think of how you could turn it into a GW character name

Dru Stratas · Sep 11, 2008, 04:38 PM // 16:38

334. When someone say's they are going on holiday somewhere and you connect it to a guildwars location:
"I am going to LA for my holiday"
"go trad chinese districts, less lag"

imnotyourmother · Sep 16, 2008, 06:22 PM // 18:22

335 your gw friends list has family in it.. your brother in law

auch · Sep 16, 2008, 08:00 PM // 20:00

336. whenever u see a R u think of rank
337. whenever u hear the word "war" you immedietly think of guild wars